Many users are keen to change the welcome message from the current version
This is a collaboratively edited question and answer site for practitioners and research professionals of the cognitive sciences.
In that previous meta discussion, reasons were outlined for the change.
However, there was still some disagreement about the exact wording that should be used.
Thus the question, What welcome message should we have?
Suggest new welcome messages as answers, starting with the welcome message itself, followed by any pros and cons or other discussion.
Please vote up your favorite welcome message! According to the team, we need more consensus on this in order to make this change, so that means more votes!